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Terms Of ServiceWelcome to www.beaver.com, a website dedicated to helping Users exercise their rights to freedom of speech and personal expression by viewing and/or submitting news, parody, satire, and commentary on most any topic but with an eye to finding, showcasing and discussing the hypocrisy so abundant in our world (the "Content"). Users will submit their content in any of our supported forms of submission for writings, photos, drawings, videos and audio podcasts (our Services") and of course the next new thing, whatever it may be, all as their personal expressions without which we could not contemplate our goal to "Organize All the Hypocrisy in the World".www.beaver.com is operated by Hypocrite.com LLC, a Colorado limited liability company and together with other Hypocrite.com LLC operated sites such as Hypocrite.com, Hypocrites.com and Hypocritters.com ("us", "we" or the "Company"or the "Sites"). The Company, through it's Sites, provides a web forum where Users may post content in any supported formant, that they believe is noteworthy and may specifically demonstrate some form of hypocrisy wherever it may be found (the "Service").By using and/or visiting the Sites (collectively, including all content and functionality available through the Sites, or any one Site)2, you (the "User" or "you") (1) acknowledge and agree that you have read, understand and agree to be bound by the terms and conditions set forth herein the terms (the "Terms of Use"), and (2) acknowledge and agree that you have read, understand and agree to be bound by the terms and conditions set forth in the beaver.com privacy notice, found at (click here) and incorporated herein by reference (the "Privacy Policy", and together with the Terms of Use, the "Agreements").PLEASE READ THESE TERMS OF USE CAREFULLY AS THEY CONTAIN IMPORTANT INFORMATION REGARDING YOUR LEGAL RIGHTS, REMEDIES AND OBLIGATIONS, INCLUDING WITHOUT LIMITATION, VARIOUS LIMITATIONS AND EXCLUSIONS.THE COMPANY RESERVES THE RIGHT, IN ITS SOLE DISCRETION TO CHANGE, MODIFY, ADD, AND DELETE PORTIONS OF THE AGREEMENTS AT ANY TIME WITHOUT FURTHER NOTICE. THE COMPANY MAY MODIFY THE AGREEMENTS AT ANY TIME, AND SUCH MODIFICATIONS SHALL BE EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY UPON POSTING OF THE MODIFIED AGREEMENT. YOU AGREE TO REVIEW THE AGREEMENT PERIODICALLY TO BE AWARE OF SUCH MODIFICATIONS AND YOUR CONTINUED ACCESS OR USE OF THE SITE SHALL BE DEEMED YOUR CONCLUSIVE ACCEPTANCE OF THE MODIFIED AGREEMENT.1. Application of the Terms of Use. These Terms of Use apply to all Users of the Hypocrites Site. A User shall include, but not be limited to (a) any person posting one or more videos on this Site, (b) any person providing comments or blogs, engaging in any dialogue or otherwise participating on this Site, (c) any person viewing the video posted on this Site, and/or (d) any third party providing information, materials or otherwise contributing to a video posted on this Site.2. Limited License and Site Content. All content on the Hypocrites Site and available through the Service, including without limitation, designs, text, graphics, pictures, video, information, applications, software, music, sound and other files, and their selection and arrangement (the "Site Content"), are the proprietary property of the Company, its users or its licensors with all rights reserved. No Site Content may be modified, copied, distributed, framed, reproduced, republished, downloaded, displayed, posted, transmitted, or sold in any form or by any means, in whole or in part, without the Company's prior written permission, except that the foregoing does not apply to your own User Content (as defined below) that you legally post on the Site. You are granted a limited license to access and use the Site and the Site Content and to download or print a copy of any portion of the Site Content to which you have properly gained access solely for your personal, non-commercial use, provided that you keep all copyright or other proprietary notices intact. Except for your own User Content, you may not upload or republish Site Content on any Internet, Intranet or Extranet site or incorporate the information in any other database or compilation, and any other use of the Site Content is strictly prohibited. Such license is subject to these Terms of Use and does not include use of any data mining, robots or similar data gathering or extraction methods. Any use of the Site or the Site Content other than as specifically authorized herein, without the prior written permission of Company, is strictly prohibited and will terminate the license granted herein. Such unauthorized use may also violate applicable laws including copyright and trademark laws and applicable communications regulations and statutes. Unless explicitly stated herein, nothing in these Terms of Use shall be construed as conferring any license to intellectual property rights, whether by estoppel, implication or otherwise. This license is revocable at any time without notice and with or without cause.3. Hypocrite.com LLC Accounts.a. Creation of Account. Use of the Service, other than as a Visitor who must be at least 18 years of age, requires you to create an account at any one of our four sites, hypocrite.com, hypocrites.com beaver.com or hypocritters.com or other authorized signup stations on other web sites. To register on our sites just click on the "Register" link where you will be asked to provide a unique User Name, your real first and last names and a working email which belongs to you. You will be provided by email a password which you may choose to change for your convenience. At this time you may have multiple accounts on multiple sites but must have different working emails for each account. You may never use another's account without permission. When you create an account you must provide accurate and complete information. You are solely responsible for the activity that occurs on your account, and you must keep your account password secure. You must notify the Company immediately of any breach of security or unauthorized use of your account. If you suspect unauthorized use, plese immediately close out your account and establish a new one. You may be liable to a third party for any losses caused by any unauthorized use of your account on the Site, and pursuant to the indemnification provision set forth herein, you hereby agree to indemnify and hold the Company harmless against any such losses caused by the unauthorized use of your account. b. Termination of Account. The Company in its sole discretion, reserves the right to terminate a User's access to any Company Site if, under appropriate circumstances, such User is deemed to be a repeat infringer, as defined under the Digital Millennium Copyright Act ("DMCA") (see below for a further discussion of the DMCA Policies). In addition, the Company reserves the right to terminate an account if it determines, in its sole and absolute discretion, that User Content is inappropriate, including, without limitation, illegal, unlawful, obscene, pornographic, sexually explicit, defamatory, libelous, slanderous, threatening, harassing or abusive material, or excessive length.4. Use of the Hypocrites Site. Users may access and use the Hypocrites Site, provided that each such User hereby agrees to use the Service and the Site in accordance with the terms set forth below.a. User Content Posted on the Site. Each User may submit video content ("Video Submissions") and textual content ("Comments", and together with the Video Submissions, the "User Content"). You are solely responsible for the photos, profiles (including your name, image, and likeness) and User Content that you upload, publish or display on or through the Service or the Site, or transmit to or share with other users. You may not post, transmit, or share User Content on the Site or Service that you did not create or that you do not have permission to post. You understand and agree that the Company may, but is not obligated to, review the Site and may delete or remove (without notice) any Site content or User Content in its sole discretion, for any reason or no reason, including User Content that in the sole judgment of the Company violates these Terms of Use, or which might be offensive, illegal, or that might violate the rights, harm, or threaten the safety of users or others. You are solely responsible at your sole cost and expense for creating backup copies and replacing any User Content you post or store on the Site or provide to the Company.When you post User Content on the Site, you authorize and direct us to make such copies thereof as we deem necessary in order to facilitate the posting and storage of the User Content on the Site. By posting User Content to any part of the Site, you automatically grant, and you represent and warrant that you have the right to grant, to the Company an irrevocable, perpetual, non-exclusive, transferable, fully paid, worldwide license (with the right to sublicense) to use, copy, publicly perform, publicly display, reformat, translate, excerpt (in whole or in part) and distribute such User Content for any purpose, commercial, advertising, or otherwise, on or in connection with the Site or the promotion thereof, to prepare derivative works of, or incorporate into other works, such User Content, and to grant and authorize sublicenses of the foregoing. You may remove your User Content from the Site at any time. The Company does not assert any ownership over your User Content; rather, as between us and you, subject to the rights granted to us in these Terms of Use, you retain full ownership of all of your User Content and any intellectual property rights or other proprietary rights associated with your User Content.b. User Conduct. Notwithstanding, the advertising posts on this Site, the Service and the Site are available for your personal, non-commercial use only, which includes, but shall not be limited to accessing the Site for streaming. For purposes of these Terms of Use, "streaming" shall mean a contemporaneous digital transmission of an audiovisual work via the Internet from the Hypocrites Site to a User's device in such a manner that the data is intended for real-time viewing and not intended to be copied, stored, permanently downloaded, or redistributed by the User. Accessing User Video Submissions for any purpose or in any manner other than streaming is expressly prohibited. User Video Submissions are made available "as is."You represent, warrant and agree that no materials of any kind submitted through your account or otherwise posted, transmitted, or shared by you on or through the Service will violate or infringe upon the rights of any third party, including copyright, trademark, privacy, publicity or other personal or proprietary rights; or contain libelous, defamatory or otherwise unlawful material.In addition, you agree not to use the Service or the Site to:Use the Service or the Site in any unlawful manner or in any other manner that could damage, disable, overburden or impair the Site; Upload, post, transmit, share, store or otherwise make available any content that we deem in our sole discretion to be harmful, threatening, unlawful, defamatory, infringing, abusive, inflammatory, harassing, vulgar, obscene, fraudulent, invasive of privacy or publicity rights, hateful, or racially, ethnically or otherwise objectionable; Upload, post, transmit, share, store or otherwise make available any videos other than those of a personal nature that: (i) are of you or a third party, (ii) are taken by you or a third party, or (iii) are original art or animation created by you or a third party; Harvest or collect email addresses or other contact information of other Users from the Service or the Site by electronic or other means for the purposes of sending unsolicited emails or other unsolicited communications; Use automated scripts to collect information from or otherwise interact with the Service or the Site; Register for a User account on behalf of an individual other than yourself, or register for a User account on behalf of any group or entity; Impersonate any person or entity, or falsely state or otherwise misrepresent yourself, your age or your affiliation with any person or entity; provided that this shall not limit impersonations that are clearly for the purpose of parody in the discretion of the Company; Upload, post, transmit, share or otherwise make available any unsolicited or unauthorized advertising, solicitations, promotional materials, "junk mail," "spam," "chain letters," "pyramid schemes," or any other form of solicitation; Upload, post, transmit, share, store or otherwise make publicly available on the Site any private information of any third party, including, addresses, phone numbers, email addresses, Social Security numbers and credit card numbers; Solicit personal information or solicit passwords or personally identifying information for commercial or unlawful purposes; Upload, post, transmit, share or otherwise make available any material that contains software viruses or any other computer code, files or programs designed to interrupt, destroy or limit the functionality of any computer software or hardware or telecommunications equipment; Unlawfully intimidate or harass another User; Upload, post, transmit, share, store or otherwise make available content that would constitute, encourage or provide instructions for a criminal offense, violate the rights of any party, or that would otherwise create liability or violate any local, state, national or international law; Access User Content through any technology or means other than the video playback pages of the Site itself or other explicitly authorized means designated by the Company. Use or attempt to use another's account, service or system without authorization from the Company, or create a false identity on the Service or the Site; provided that this shall not limit identities that are clearly for the purpose of parody in the discretion of the Company;. Upload, post, transmit, share, store or otherwise make available content that, in the sole judgment of Company, is objectionable or which restricts or inhibits any other person from using or enjoying the Site, or which may expose the Company or its Users to any harm or liability of any type. 5. Digital Millennium Copyright Act. If you are a copyright owner or an agent thereof and believe that any Video Submission or other content infringes upon your copyrights, please submit a notification pursuant to the DMCA by providing our copyright agent (see below), with the following information in writing (see 17 U.S.C 512(c)(3) for further detail):A physical or electronic signature of a person authorized to act on behalf of the owner of an exclusive right that is allegedly infringed; Identification of the copyrighted work claimed to have been infringed, or, if multiple copyrighted works at a single online site are covered by a single notification, a representative list of such works at that site; Identification of the material that is claimed to be infringing or to be the subject of infringing activity and that is to be removed or access to which is to be disabled and information reasonably sufficient to permit the service provider to locate the material; Information reasonably sufficient to permit the service provider to contact you, such as an address, telephone number, and, if available, an electronic mail; A statement that you have a good faith belief that use of the material in the manner complained of is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent, or the law; and A statement that the information in the notification is accurate, and under penalty of perjury, that you are authorized to act on behalf of the owner of an exclusive right that is allegedly infringed. The Company's designated copyright agent to receive notifications of claimed infringement is [INSERT] (the "Copyright Agent"). For clarity, only DMCA notices should go to the Copyright Agent; any other feedback, comments, requests for technical support, and other communications should be directed to . You acknowledge that if you fail to comply with all of the foregoing requirements, your DMCA notice may not be valid.In the event the Company removes User Content (or to which access was disabled) and you believe that such removed User Content is not infringing, or that you have the authorization from the copyright owner, the copyright owner's agent, or pursuant to the law, to post and use the content in your Video Submission and/or Comments, you may send a counter-notice containing the following information to the Copyright Agent:Your physical or electronic signature; Identification of the content that has been removed or to which access has been disabled and the location at which the content appeared before it was removed or disabled; A statement that you have a good faith belief that the content was removed or disabled as a result of mistake or a misidentification of the content; and Your name, address, telephone number, and e-mail address, a statement that you consent to the jurisdiction of the federal court in Denver, Colorado, and a statement that you will accept service of process from the person who provided notification of the alleged infringement. If a counter-notice is received by the Copyright Agent, the Company may send a copy of the counter-notice to the original complaining party informing that person that it may replace the removed content or cease disabling it in ten (10) business days. Unless the copyright owner files an action seeking a court order against the User, the removed content may be replaced, or access to it restored, in ten (10) to fourteen (14) business days or more after receipt of the counter-notice, at the Company's sole discretion.6. Links. The Hypocrites Site may contain links to third party websites that are not owned or controlled by the Company. The Company has no control over, and assumes no responsibility for, the content, privacy policies, or practices of any third party websites. In addition, the Company will not and cannot censor or edit the content of any third-party websites. By using the Site, you expressly waive any rights to bring a lawsuit for any losses arising from, relating to or concerning your use of any third-party website. Accordingly, the Company encourages all Users to be aware when you leave the Hypocrites Site and to read the terms and conditions and privacy policy of each other website that you visit.7. Availability of Hypocrites Site. The Hypocrites Site and the Service may be temporarily unavailable from time to time for maintenance or for any other reason whatsoever. The Company assumes no responsibility for any error, omission, interruption, deletion, defect, delay in operation or transmission, communications line failure, theft or destruction or unauthorized access to, or alteration of, User Content. The Company is not responsible for any technical malfunction or other problems of any computer systems, servers or providers or traffic congestion on the Internet, including without limitation, injury or damage to User's or to any other person's computer. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES WILL THE COMPANY BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY LOSS OR DAMAGE, INCLUDING ANY LOSS OR DAMAGE TO ANY USER CONTENT OR PERSONAL INJURY OR DEATH, RESULTING FROM ANYONE'S USE OF THE SITE OR THE SERVICE, ANY USER CONTENT OR THIRD PARTY APPLICATIONS, SOFTWARE OR CONTENT POSTED ON OR THROUGH THE SITE OR THE SERVICE, OR ANY INTERACTIONS BETWEEN USERS OF THE SITE, WHETHER ONLINE OR OFFLINE.8. Warranty Disclaimer. THE SITE, THE SERVICE, AND THE USER CONTENT ARE PROVIDED "AS-IS" AND THE COMPANY DISCLAIMS TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, ANY AND ALL REPRESENTATIONS AND WARRANTIES, WHETHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING WITHOUT LIMITATION, IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF TITLE, MERCHANTIBILITY OF FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE OR NON-INFRINGMENT. THE COMPANY FURTHER MAKES NO WARRANTIES OR REPRESENTATIONS ABOUT THE ACCURACY OR COMPLETENESS OF THE SITE'S CONTENT AND DOES NOT ENDORSE THE USER CONTENT POSTED ON THE SITE. THE COMPANY ASSUMES NO LIABILITY OR RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY (I) ERRORS, MISTAKES, OR INACCURACIES OF USER CONTENT, (II) PERSONAL INJURY OR PROPERTY DAMAGE, OF ANY NATURE WHATSOEVER, RESULTING FROM YOUR ACCESS TO AND USE OF THE SITE, (III) ANY UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS TO OR USE OF OUR SECURE SERVERS AND/OR ANY AND ALL PERSONAL INFORMATION AND/OR FINANCIAL INFORMATION STORED THEREIN, (IV) ANY INTERRUPTION OR CESSATION OF TRANSMISSION TO OR FROM OUR SITE, (IV) ANY BUGS, VIRUSES, TROJAN HORSES, OR THE LIKE WHICH MAY BE TRANSMITTED TO OR THROUGH OUR SITE BY ANY THIRD PARTY, AND/OR (V) ANY ERRORS OR OMISSIONS IN ANY CONTENT OR FOR ANY LOSS OR DAMAGE OF ANY KIND INCURRED AS A RESULT OF THE USE OF ANY CONTENT POSTED, EMAILED, TRANSMITTED, OR OTHERWISE MADE AVAILABLE VIA THE HYPOCRITES SITE. THE COMPANY DOES NOT WARRANT, ENDORSE, GUARANTEE, OR ASSUME RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY PRODUCT OR SERVICE ADVERTISED OR OFFERED BY A THIRD PARTY THROUGH THE HYPOCRITES SITE OR ANY HYPERLINKED SITE OR FEATURED IN ANY BANNER OR OTHER ADVERTISING, AND THE COMPANY WILL NOT BE A PARTY TO OR IN ANY WAY BE RESPONSIBLE FOR MONITORING ANY TRANSACTION BETWEEN YOU AND THIRD-PARTY PROVIDERS OF PRODUCTS OR SERVICES. AS WITH THE PURCHASE OF A PRODUCT OR SERVICE THROUGH ANY MEDIUM OR IN ANY ENVIRONMENT, YOU SHOULD USE YOUR BEST JUDGMENT AND EXERCISE CAUTION WHERE APPROPRIATE.9. Limitation of Liability. Under no circumstances will the Company or its affiliates be liable to Users for any indirect, incidental, consequential, special or exemplary damages arising from any provision of this Agreement or your use of the Site.YOU SPECIFICALLY ACKNOWLEDGE THAT THE COMPANY SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR USER CONTENT OR THE DEFAMATORY, OFFENSIVE, OR ILLEGAL CONDUCT OF ANY THIRD PARTY AND THAT THE RISK OF HARM OR DAMAGE FROM THE FOREGOING RESTS ENTIRELY WITH YOU. 10. Indemnity. You agree to defend, indemnify and hold harmless the Company, its owners, officers, directors, employees and agents, from and against any and all claims, damages, obligations, losses, liabilities, costs or debt, and expenses (including but not limited to attorney's fees) arising from: (i) your use of and access to the Hypocrites Site; (ii) your violation of any term of the Agreements; (iii) your violation of any third party right, including without limitation any copyright, trademark, property, or privacy right; or (iv) any claim that one of your Video Submissions and/or Comments caused damage to a third party. This Limitation of Liability and Indemnify will survive these Terms of Use and your use of the Hypocrites Site.11. Eligibility. This Site is not intended for use by persons under the age of eighteen. Individuals who are under the age of eighteen are expressly prohibited from submitting to the Site or posting to the Site any personally identifiable information. The Company intends to comply with all applicable laws and regulations which require the consent of a parent or guardian in order to collect personally identifiable information from children. Each User is therefore required to report any non-compliance of which such User has knowledge immediately to the Company via electronic correspondence to __admin@beaver.com_____.12. Miscellaneous. Failure by the Company to enforce any provision(s) of this Agreement shall not be construed as a waiver of any provision or right. This Agreement, and all other aspects of use of the Site, shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of Colorado, without regard to its conflict of laws rules. All claims and disputes arising out of this Agreement, the Privacy Policy or the Policies, or use of the Site, other than action for a specific performance or an injunctive relief brought by the Company, shall be exclusively brought in the federal, state or local courts located in Denver, Colorado; and, with regard to such claims and disputes, Users hereby irrevocably (i) submit to the exercise of personal jurisdiction over them by these courts, and (ii) waive any jurisdictional, venue or inconvenient forum objections to such courts. If any provision of this Agreement is found to be invalid or unenforceable, the remaining provisions shall be enforced to the fullest extent possible, and the remaining provisions shall remain in full force and effect. The User may not assign, transfer, or otherwise any rights and licenses granted hereunder; provided that, the Company may assign any of the foregoing without notice or prior written consent. This Agreement shall inure to the benefit of the Company, its successors and assigns. The Agreements and any other legal notices published by the Company on the Site, shall constitute the entire agreement between you and the Company regarding the use of the Hypocrites Site.